Just saw a commercial for the latest Hollywood regurge – an update of Wes Craven’s seminal masterpiece, Last House On The Left. From the looks of it, they seem to want to apply an Uwe Boll take on what was a perfectly good movie the first time around.
So will this herald the new trend in modern horror? “Revenge Torture Porn”? Is Paris Hilton in a retooling of I Spit On Your Grave next?
To avoid eyerolling, keep repeating, “It’s only a crappy copy. . .it’s only a crappy copy. . .it’s only a crappy copy. . .”
